THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
“I’m calling.” Emma lunged for her phone.
“No!” Julian said, forcefully enough to stop her. “You know we can’t tell anyone. About Mark —“
“You’re not going to bleed to death in a car for Mark!”
“No,” he said, looking at her. His eyes were eerily green-blue, the only bright color in the dark interior of the car. “You’re going to fix me.”
James could see his mother moving like an anxious pale star among the guests in her lilac dress, greeting each of them warmly, welcoming them to her home. She had not glamoured herself to look her husband’s age for the evening, and she appeared enormously young, though her…
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
Luke is so damn hot but at the same time he’s also sO DUMB he just smiles and bites his lower lip and make everyone swoon with his voice then he’d say stupid things like he’s always unlucky in every girl situation and take selfies with stUPID CAPTIONS LIKE “fell asleep during my own selfie :(” and call his bandmate ERRSHRTN ERRWWIIN LIKE sHUT UP LUEK
me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
yes but consider this for your otp:
- being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
- rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
- drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
- "are we both robbing the same house oh fuck" AU
- growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
- mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU